Blue Steel

"Hey Girl....thanks for looking at my headshots. How 'bout a foot massage while you think about casting me?"

DILF

"Kids...am I right?"

Green Lantern Corps

"In brightest day, in darkest night, no nerd rings shall escape my sight!"

Cool Young Professional

"Mrs. Wagner I'm glad you could meet me after school today so we can talk about Billy's progress."

Off-Duty Fireman

"You want me to carry you up the stairs instead?"

But seriously. Be kind to animals.

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Mercurial: The New Fragrance for Men

Sometimes you just gotta smell those flowers

Lawrence Kern

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